THE GOBLIN'S COLLECTION

Good picks.
Bad office culture.

10 parlay combinations. 14 game breakdowns. Every leg has a paper trail.

Goblin with a football and a fistful of receipts
24 packsFree. No paywall. No guaranteed wins.
Original fictional football illustrationPARLAY 01WEEK 01 / 2026
Winner doublePregame research

Desk Lunch

Two favorites. One aggressively average lunch break.

DETMoneyline winner
JAXMoneyline winner
2 legs · High riskOpen pack
Original fictional football illustrationPARLAY 02WEEK 01 / 2026
Receiving doublePregame research

Air Miles

The only travel expense we actually understand.

Ja'Marr Chase60+ receiving yards
Tetairoa McMillan40+ receiving yards
2 legs · High riskOpen pack
Original fictional football illustrationPARLAY 03WEEK 01 / 2026
Rushing doublePregame research

Ground Floor

Built on carries. Management would prefer a slideshow.

Bijan Robinson60+ rushing yards
D'Andre Swift50+ rushing yards
2 legs · High riskOpen pack
Original fictional football illustrationPARLAY 04WEEK 01 / 2026
Receiving triplePregame research

Chain of Command

Three receivers. Absolutely no middle management.

Nico Collins60+ receiving yards
Trey McBride60+ receiving yards
Garrett Wilson50+ receiving yards
3 legs · Very high riskOpen pack
Original fictional football illustrationPARLAY 05WEEK 01 / 2026
Touchdown doublePregame research

Red Zone HR

Two touchdown appointments. HR was not consulted.

Derrick HenryAnytime touchdown
Jahmyr GibbsAnytime touchdown
2 legs · Very high riskOpen pack
Original fictional football illustrationPARLAY 06WEEK 01 / 2026
Winner triplePregame research

Out of Office

Three winners. The calendar invite has been declined.

CHIMoneyline winner
LACMoneyline winner
PHIMoneyline winner
3 legs · Very high riskOpen pack
Original fictional football illustrationPARLAY 07WEEK 01 / 2026
Same-game doublePregame research

Cincinnati Expense Account

The passing yards have been itemized.

Ja'Marr Chase60+ receiving yards
Emeka Egbuka40+ receiving yards
2 legs · High riskOpen pack
Original fictional football illustrationPARLAY 08WEEK 01 / 2026
Same-game triplePregame research

Motor City Mischief

Detroit has entered the group chat.

DETMoneyline winner
Jahmyr GibbsAnytime touchdown
Amon-Ra St. Brown70+ receiving yards
3 legs · Very high riskOpen pack
Original fictional football illustrationPARLAY 09WEEK 01 / 2026
Receiving doublePregame research

After Dark

Sunday meets Monday. The inbox can wait.

CeeDee Lamb70+ receiving yards
Courtland Sutton50+ receiving yards
2 legs · High riskOpen pack
Original fictional football illustrationPARLAY 10WEEK 01 / 2026
Sleeper doublePregame research

Sleeper Cell

Quiet names. Loud group chat.

Brenton Strange30+ receiving yards
Cade Otton25+ receiving yards
2 legs · Very high riskOpen pack
Original fictional football illustrationGAME BREAKDOWNWEEK 01 / 2026
Game + player picksPregame research

Carolina Carry-On

Bears and Panthers. No corporate retreat required.

CHIMoneyline winner
Tetairoa McMillan40+ receiving yards
D'Andre Swift50+ rushing yards
+ 3 more individual picks
6 individual picksOpen pack
Original fictional football illustrationGAME BREAKDOWNWEEK 01 / 2026
Game + player picksPregame research

Sunday Air Traffic

The receiving room has a full agenda.

CINMoneyline winner
Ja'Marr Chase60+ receiving yards
Tee Higgins40+ receiving yards
+ 3 more individual picks
6 individual picksOpen pack
Original fictional football illustrationGAME BREAKDOWNWEEK 01 / 2026
Game + player picksPregame research

Detroit Afterburner

The forecast has teeth.

DETMoneyline winner
Jahmyr GibbsAnytime touchdown
Amon-Ra St. Brown70+ receiving yards
+ 3 more individual picks
6 individual picksOpen pack
Original fictional football illustrationGAME BREAKDOWNWEEK 01 / 2026
Game + player picksPregame research

Houston, We Have a Pick

Pressure meets playmakers.

HOUMoneyline winner
Nico Collins60+ receiving yards
James Cook III65+ rushing yards
+ 3 more individual picks
6 individual picksOpen pack
Original fictional football illustrationGAME BREAKDOWNWEEK 01 / 2026
Game + player picksPregame research

Heavy Traffic

Big backs. Small margins.

BALMoneyline winner
Derrick HenryAnytime touchdown
Jonathan Taylor75+ rushing yards
+ 3 more individual picks
6 individual picksOpen pack
Original fictional football illustrationGAME BREAKDOWNWEEK 01 / 2026
Game + player picksPregame research

Jacksonville Paper Trail

A strong winner lean still needs receipts.

JAXMoneyline winner
Harold Fannin Jr.40+ receiving yards
Brenton Strange30+ receiving yards
+ 3 more individual picks
6 individual picksOpen pack
Original fictional football illustrationGAME BREAKDOWNWEEK 01 / 2026
Game + player picksPregame research

Steel City Side Quest

A narrow home lean with player volume to watch.

PITMoneyline winner
Bijan Robinson60+ rushing yards
Drake London50+ receiving yards
+ 3 more individual picks
6 individual picksOpen pack
Original fictional football illustrationGAME BREAKDOWNWEEK 01 / 2026
Game + player picksPregame research

Tennessee Group Chat

Two backfields. Plenty to argue about.

TENMoneyline winner
Garrett Wilson50+ receiving yards
Tony Pollard50+ rushing yards
+ 3 more individual picks
6 individual picksOpen pack
Original fictional football illustrationGAME BREAKDOWNWEEK 01 / 2026
Game + player picksPregame research

West Coast Work Order

Herbert territory. Check the fine print.

LACMoneyline winner
Trey McBride60+ receiving yards
Omarion Hampton60+ rushing yards
+ 3 more individual picks
6 individual picksOpen pack
Original fictional football illustrationGAME BREAKDOWNWEEK 01 / 2026
Game + player picksPregame research

Desert Detour

The rushing room gets the spotlight.

LVMoneyline winner
De'Von Achane70+ rushing yards
Ashton Jeanty60+ rushing yards
+ 3 more individual picks
6 individual picksOpen pack
Original fictional football illustrationGAME BREAKDOWNWEEK 01 / 2026
Game + player picksPregame research

North Division Nonsense

Small winner edge. Big personalities.

MINMoneyline winner
Justin Jefferson70+ receiving yards
Christian Watson50+ receiving yards
+ 3 more individual picks
6 individual picksOpen pack
Original fictional football illustrationGAME BREAKDOWNWEEK 01 / 2026
Game + player picksPregame research

Philadelphia Department of Chaos

The ground game has a meeting.

PHIMoneyline winner
Saquon Barkley70+ rushing yards
DeVonta Smith65+ receiving yards
+ 3 more individual picks
6 individual picksOpen pack
Original fictional football illustrationGAME BREAKDOWNWEEK 01 / 2026
Game + player picksPregame research

Sunday Night Audit

The spotlight does not improve the odds.

DALMoneyline winner
CeeDee Lamb70+ receiving yards
George Pickens65+ receiving yards
+ 3 more individual picks
6 individual picksOpen pack
Original fictional football illustrationGAME BREAKDOWNWEEK 01 / 2026
Game + player picksPregame research

Monday Exit Interview

One last game. Keep the receipts.

DENMoneyline winner
Rashee Rice55+ receiving yards
Courtland Sutton50+ receiving yards
+ 3 more individual picks
6 individual picksOpen pack

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